humour

Welcome To The United States

The security man gives a mean, hawking cough and raises his hand over the glass to wave through the next victim. I mutter my thanks, grab my visa and scurry away. Welcome to the United States, you youthful, naïve ignoramus.

Beaver Eating at Burning Man

The words “Great Canadian Beaver-Eating Contest” caught my eye. In another environment, this would have been too good to be true, but at Burning Man festival, where displays of public sex were common, it wasn't a surprise. In the spirit of adventure, I decided to check it out.

Fainting Distance

New in a foreign city, Carter Vance explores the modern way of meeting people. Everything is digital in our age and it doesn't look like it will change soon.