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I bit my lip and concentrated as hard as I could at the grainy image on the TV screen. The brief vignette of femme désnudé from the 11 o’clock freeview on the tarot channel. Trying hard to neither concentrate on the phone number nor the colloquially lewd offers at the side of the tiny image, I worked my wrist into overdrive and finally came, it had taken over twenty minutes, fuck sake.
Inspired by the never ending cycle of work and play that takes us from school and delivers us conveniently by the graveyard, Talking Soup shares the stories of everyday life however mundane or extraordinary.
Still looking for #submissions for the #Magazine. If you have had enough with the bollocks that you do, then write… https://t.co/C87l4p3VqZ
"Local Lad drinks one litre of Smirnoff, blames subsequent #poisoning on #russianspy #russianspypoisoning"
Does being perennially hungover at work qualify me for #Disability payments?